I thought I would kick this years blog off with a top ten retrospective from last year's fair:
10. While appealing to humans, dogs generally do not like to be left behind in RV air conditioned comfort.
9. When building a deck for your RV, make sure safety rails are installed.
8. The Fair is not a place to buy pets. You know who you are . . .
7. If you are lucky enough to have front row tickets to Def Leppard, don't lose them. They won't let you in.
6. Never expect to have fun if you take 5 children to the fair. In fact, let me revise that to read, "any children".
5. Grinder!
4. Never ask one of the vendor's in the VI building a question about their product. Time lost will be measured in hours.
3. "May I test drive that tractor, sir?"
2. *Left intentionally blank*
1. Do not serve Captain Morgan to anyone in your immediate party on East Sider Night.
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